just_muse_me: 1.5.4

1.5.4. FIVE times you did something you shouldn’t have and one time didn’t do something you should have

1) The eyebrow
It’s very tempting to do stupid things when you’re fifteen and have an older brother as a bad influence. Drinking half a bottle of your father’s vodka as a dare from your brother is just one of many. Never mind the first official hangover, it was the Very Cranky Dad and Eight Week Grounding that stung more. In fact, revenge was definitely required.

Coinciding with getting one’s first razor was just sheer fantastic luck. There had to be a way to make sure it wasn’t too difficult to use and who better to show the benefits of one’s first razor than big brother? Didn’t mean big brother had to be conscious. In fact, passed out drunk and high was much more convenient. Of course, shaving one of your brother’s eyebrows off two days before his twenty-first probably wasn’t the wisest idea, in hindsight…

( The laxative, the one night stand, the wedding, the assumption, and what should've been done sooner... )

- isabelowens & agentsullivan referenced with permission


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