Hey, I had a broken brain! You can't yell at me for being thick, it's against the law of physics or something. See, yeah, about that. You are allowed to fart in front of me, you know. I might laugh, but I'm not going to break up with you or anything. When Ali was pregnant, she used to nearly blow my sofa apart. I know it sucks, and I'm sorry. Will you still love me if I do it?

No, I didn't, but I was really annoyed. I have sworn at my Mum a total of once in my whole life, and she made sure I would never do it again. She's just Mum. She's... I'll stop now before I cry. Mark's protective. Extremely protective. He'll need to talk to you before he trusts you with me, so just ignore him.