Well, see, because sometimes when I'm sick, it's not pretty. You probably already know that. For all I know, I crapped myself this time around. No one ever really points the fact out to me. And I was just saying, because you haven't, and it's okay. I'm not a prude. Fuck, I'm far from a prude. My family will tell you that. The whole girls don't far thing? Yeah, Ali killed that myth for me in, like, the first week I met her.

Just general big brother investigation to make sure you won't hurt me. He worries about me and my romantic life.